Egging a kitchen?

I knew something was dreadfully wrong when I stepped out of my bathroom yesterday to realize that my bedroom door had been closed by my two year old. What had he done and why did he find it necessary to close my door?
I walked out to the kitchen and found the entire dozen of free organic eggs we received from the chicken farm on Tuesday splattered on my floor. It seems Will threw them one by one.... I caught him redhanded. He had the most sheepish look on his face I have ever seen!

It's funny now, but I assure you, at the time it wasn't. Really, it wasn't.